BREAKING: Details on Obama's Job Plan

Everyone wants them, but I have them- the top secret details on Obama's job plan, with specifics, funding, and proposed legislative language. Here it is:












Ha ha, got you- Obama is all talk and no action. There is no detailed plan to create jobs, just like there was no detailed plan to bring down the debt and just like Pelosi and Reid wrote Obamacare. The only detailed thing he produced in recent memory was a budget that was rejected by everyone, and lots and lots of regulations!

UPDATE: I was wrong- he is going to come out with a detailed plan, that spends money while cutting money from programs that he wants more money spent on; he is going to cut regulations while increasing regulations; he is going to cut loopholes and tax breaks while giving them to other people; basically he is a snake in the grass who speaks out of both sides of his mouth while attacking straw men. Someone throw an egg at him or something.