Overlord Obama Dictates that Change Must Come to College Football

The yahoo headlines said "Obama must change college football", followed by the headline "Obama 'fed up' with BCS." The story is that our new President, not content with the powers of the President and not caring about the constitutional limitations of power placed on him by the Constitution, now desires to change the college football system, so that any team out there can hope and believe in being a national champion. College football as we now it must change, and the bitter competition of the past must be put behind us, and every team now must get a sticker showing that they are a champion too, as wins are given to losers to spread the wealth, and those rich BCS conferences are made low.