Obama is Conscious

As I was driving home today, listening to liberal talk radio, someone explained why Obama was the obvious choice for President- because he had extra consciousnesses that normal people don't have. While I use common sense, economic principles, logic, and reasoning, these do not matter, for I am still unconscious. Obama possesses consciousness of the environment and consciousness of the People, and so should be President.

I was intrigued by this idea of consciousness, so did a little search on the internet. The first thing that I found was an article on class consciousness, which was a theory that Marx worked on. Obama does like to separate people into classes and make them fight, so he must be conscious of class warfare- but then, so are most Marxists.

I found a neat article on collective consciousness- apparently all of humanity just needs to sit down and talk with nature or Mother Earth will get us. This also fits with Obama's view of the world, so apparently he also has collective consciousness- but then, so do most environmental communists.

Apparently Obama is also the avatar of the divine consciousness- read this editorial on that.

Personally, this stuff is hard to get a mind around, but smarter people than me recently have blogged on consciousness- for example, after reading this Complete Spenger blog entry, I think Obama has a kindergarten view of consciousness- he sees joining together as the loss of the individual and the loss of other's souls, rather than the increasing of individual and ones uniqueness.

There is no doubting it- Obama is definitely more conscious that I am- I only know myself, but apparently Obama knows everything and everyone! What a joke!