Long Live President Jar Jar Binks!

In Obama or Bush as Emperor? I compared discussed how the Democratic National Convention, as organized by Barack Obama, was characterized by several writers as exciting because it tapped into our inner aggression, passion, and anger, and then I compared this to the Republican National Convention, as organized by John McCain, which was characterized by several writes as less exciting because it was comparatively calmer, quieter, and at peace with itself. Of course, the point I was making is that the Democrats are tapping into the dark side of the Force, and the Republicans the light side of the Force.

So let's reflect on what has been going down lately. Is Obama calm, quiet, and at peace with himself and tapping into the power of the light side of the Force, or is Obama full of anger, passion, and aggression and trying to tap into the dark side of the Force? Or is Obama just a petulant child with no midichlorians to speak of?

After watching all of Obama's useless thuggery in fighting the Gulf Oil spill, I'm choosing option 3. As Darth Vader said: "He's as clumsy as he is stupid." At one point, I really thought our nation was in trouble with Obama- I thought he could be Palpatine, the Emperor of the Sith, but now I realize that Palpatine actually had a plan to take over, he wasn't clumsy in building his dictatorship, and he was popular. Barack Obama isn't Palpatine- a closer Jedi analogy is Jar Jar Binks, although that's just sad to think about- American elected Jar Jar Binks as President? Seriously, these aren't the answers that you are looking for!

No more will you learn today, me so sorry!