Now We Know What Osama Was Doing Last 10 Years: Downloading Porn

According to US officials, Navy SEALs found a large stash of pornography at the Pakistani compound of Osama bin Laden, and the stash has been described as 'modern' and 'fairly extensive.' Bin Laden's Abbottabad compound did not have Internet connection or other hard-wired communication networks, but officials did find hundred's of flash drives, and I bet that's how OBL snuck in the porn, which he then watched on TV's that we know were equipped with the ability to show video (there are video's out there of him watching himself on TV).

To build up such an extensive and modern stash of porn takes a lot of time, I imagine, and this would perfectly explain why we haven't heard a whole lot out of him since 9/11. He fled into a hole for a while before eventually settling into a dirty ugly compound where he spent his days paying couriers to bring in modern pornography for him to watch. Case closed- we know know exactly what OBL has been doing for the past 10 years.