And Obama's VP choice is...

... Lenin! He just needs to figure out a way to re-animate his corpse- Obama wants a all lefty communist ticket! Just kidding. Lenin turned him down. Actually, it was going to be John Edwards, and now that he's finally pinned down as a hypocrite, it can't be him- sadly though, they can't reprint the bumper stickers, because that'd hurt the environment, so it'll most likely be Representative "Chet" Edwards from Waco, Texas. You heard it here first.