Obama Gives Big Speech on Economy and Banking

Sadly, I turned in a couple minutes late, and missed all the stuff on how he is going to help the economy, provide jobs, control the deficit, shore up the banking industry, and steady the stock market. I did hear a lot of stuff about global peace, stopping global warming, getting Muslims and Jews to love one another, making me a criminal for raising my air conditioning, dumping money into failing schools, and other such garbage. Did I have on the wrong channel?