President Obama is going to be coming under fire soon for his vicious attack recently against a poor and defenseless animal. On camera in front of a national audience, Obama killed one of gods creatures, and then laughed about it as if it was funny. Animal Rights activists, who are rabid about their attempts to defend cows, chickens, and dogs, are sure to immediately release a press statement in opposition to Obama.
To be perfectly honest though, it is not Obama's fault that that animal was killed. He once watched a Kung-Fun movie, so that makes him an expert in Kung-Fun and Ninja tactics, and so it was just instinct that took over and not any malicious will.
Also, the news is not mentioning it, but wikipedia is sure to be updated soon recording that Obama is now the first black President to kill a fly on national TV. That is yet another first in this historic Presidency!
Here is the clip, with the sound redubbed by Barely Political to expose the deeper meaning behind Obama's ninja swat of the fly. If you want to watch the original clip, it's here. To quote Obama- "I got the sucka."
UPDATE: Okay, I was just kidding about Obama being embroiled in an animal rights controversy when I wrote this post, but life imitates art sometimes, and right on cue, here comes PETA. Via theblogprof, from HotAir: Inevitable: PETA miffed at Obama for swatting fly.
UPDATE II: With all due respect to RightMichigan, Obama is a Ninja. It says so on his birth certificate. If you doubt me, find it and prove me wrong.
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