Just to show that there is both still intelligence and humor in this world...
- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
- Every calendar's days are numbered
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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