Every McCain Sign in My Neighborhood Was Stolen Last Night

The title of the post says it all- when we woke up this morning, every McCain sign in the neighborhood had been removed. Neither of my dogs had heard it, and it must have been done very late at night. Authorities were contacted, but have no suspects, although some of the signs were replaced by an Obama sign, so it was probably a giant right-wing conspiracy to frame the black man, and now anyone making over 250K needs to pay more in taxes. I'm just glad that my Ford truck was not also taken- but once the respect for property rights is totally eroded in this country, it probably will be someday.